i'm now a walking billboard for ipod

So I got my orange iPod shuffle on Friday. And now I've taken to wearing it clipped to my collar if I have it on me. This means it's very noticeable when I'm wearing the chest-flattering shirts I own in spades; I can think of two reasons why: a) people are already staring at my big boobs and find it that way or b) it's orange and I wear a lot of clothes that compliment orange. Anyway, since they notice it, they tend to ask about it. Basically, I'm telling everyone it's like a broach, but functional. It is really frickin' cool, by the way. I've got 293 songs on that thing, and apparently, that's 17 hours of unrepeated music.