what is with ralph fiennes these days?

Last month, The Bible News reported that Ralph Fiennes had sex with a Qantas ("Qantas never crashes") flight attendant in the toilet aboard a flight. (And apparently she was fired for it.) Today they're reporting he was skinny dipping with four women at a hotel pool in Bruges and disturbing other guests. Somebody doesn't fit the stereotypically sexually-repressed Englishman, does he?

Why are we getting these reports? Why am I so fascinated with this? How big are his hands?